i like to imagine that this would exist in the pokemon universe despite fire pokemon being useful for the same things a lighter is useful for
Peter Parker and Sam Alexander get together and have Star Wars or Star Trek marathons every other week. Sam tells Peter all the things they did wrong and right about space.
For Christmas Clint gets Tony a children’s magic kit, complete with top hat and magic wand. Steve glares at Clint from the other side of the room.
Iron Man comics give us even more canonical evidence for this perfect NoTP this week:
THIS IS MAKING ME SO ANGRY. THIS IS MAKING ME BEYOND ANGRY. IVE BEEN PLAYING POKEMON GAMES MY ENTIRE LIFE AND NEVER KNEW THIS. THIS DOESNT MAKE A SINGLE INCH OF SENSE WHAT SP FUCKING EVER. IM SO ANGRY AT THESE FUCKING POKEMON THERES NO WAY IN HELL A REMORAID EVOLVES INTO A GOD DAMN OCTILLERY THERES NO FUCKING WAY. IM SO PISSED OFF.
REMORAID IS A FUCKING HANDGUN OCTILLERY IS A CANON. A SMALL LONG RANGE WEAPON EVOLVES INTO A BIGGER ONE
THAT’S WHY THEY LEARN SO MANY BEAM MOVES
I’M REALLY GLAD THAT SECOND GUY EXPLAINED THIS.
Press play and enjoy fuckers.
At first I’m just like “it’s fucking clapping, I don’t ca-” and then he began to sing and I took in such a deep breath my uncle had to make sure I was ok.
GOOD BYE FRIENDS I AM GONE
If you don’t reblog an acoustic version of My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light ‘Em Up), something is wrong with you.
most underrated Doctor
Love, love, love Nine.
steve in cap 1: fights men 3x his size, lies about who he is multiple times to try and enlist, literally steals like multiple planes, runs around the forest with no back up to save his bffl, probably doesn’t even know what a court martial is and probably doesn’t even care
steve in the avengers: WE MUST FOLLWO ORDERS!!! TONY NO!!!!! *gets beat up*
"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"
"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"
"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"
"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"
~one hour later~
You adorable little dork..
don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE